The current meme I have been tagged with is called “Six Unimportant Things”. Apparently you have to tell six unimportant things about yourself. Or something. It must be a popular meme because I have been tagged twice

I find this difficult because I am so gosh darn important that every little thing about me is magic.

However after some head scratching here’s what I came up with.

1. I do not drink caffeine or alcohol. I consider them as purely medicinal products and only use them as such - which is rare. Although my wife has been encouraging me to drink red wine. Apparently it is good for my “prostitute gland” or something.

2. I cannot eat Kraft Dinner. Even though I love pasta my stomach refuses all entry of “KD” If I was stranded on a remote island with no food but a lifetime supply of KD I would in all likelihood starve.

3. My arms are unusually long for my height which makes for all sorts of fun when being measured for a suit. It also makes me seem a lot more flexible than I really am.

4. I only like to sit in rocking chairs.

5.I have never seen a single James Bond movie in its entirety. I have seen bits of them but never a whole one. The same goes for every single reality show.

So now who to tag?

Kathy of course because I’ll bet she is full of quirks.
The Recruiting Animal - because anyone who is more animal than man has to have some interesting but unimportant things about him.
Rocket Jones because he needs something to blog about lately.
Mondo Sismondo because she is blogging again sorta and people should read her.

And as always on these things I pick one “alpha” blogger who is practically 100% guaranteed to ignore the meme so I pick Tim Blair

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